Last night, three unexpected things (and dangerous) happened to me.

First, I contacted my mother about  my whereabouts (which I RARELY do)

Second, I blew up my dirtiest secret to my friends (some of them I don't consider as close). A secret that I never opened up to anyone. They were stunned at first, then they were laughing at me while hitting me with balloons.

Third, some random drunk old guy was checking me out while I was on a PUJ going home. He mumbled something I didn't understood (good thing I didn't). He probably want me to give him a handjob. The hell I would. Not to an old guy. Ugh.